Something at work has me sneezing my head off. This gorgeous resident brought me Benadryl and dinner, but I think I waited too late to eate because I'm so sleepy I can hardly keep my eyes open.
I'm sittin at the front desk, mough hanging open trynna breathe, staring into space like an idiot. I'm waiting for J to show up (prissy ass dude is at home picking out his game day couture, lol).
Back to dinner. . . .
Tater cooked fried pork chops, corn, and mashed potatoes (even welled my corn into my potatoes the way I like!!!). It's hella good. I'm trying to sneak bites and pretend to work and be professional at the same time.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO. . . .
Lately I've noticed that things are just moving and changing for me, and I can't honestly take full credit for it. Maybe it's because J's in my life. Maybe it's because I deserve it. It apparently is just my time. My real estate career looks to be picking up. Meeting Titans and networking w/folks in the building helps, treMENdously. I hope to affiliate with a new company within the next 2 weeks. I hate to leave my current broker, but at the end of the day, I gotta make that money.
J's here!!!
. . .
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Saturday, July 12, 2008
The Young, Rich, and Inebriated
If you know me, you know I've suffered from severe lackofsleepitis for like 4, 5 years. So, since I'm up, I decided to take a job working 3rd shift as a Concierge at an EXTREMELY pricey condo. I'm loving it because the hours are great, pay is greater, and the opportunity for me to get my real estate sales poppin is fabulous.
Anyway, this is my first night. I was expecting it to be hella boring because there are only like 20 units occupied, but it is like a fuckin ZOO in here. Something about the midnight hour; it was like the monsters were all let loose at once.
First, a group of 'kids' came in, obviously drunk, pissed because I wouldn't let them in the building. I was like 'call your friend to let you in; I can't do it'. So, the friend comes down, and she's throwed too. They proceed to the pool area (which is closed and under construction!), so my evil ass is excited. I'm thinking I'mma see one of their drunk asses take a major L and fall in or get hurt, but no. Instead, they drink, and drink, then after stumbling around, drink some more. Security tried to make them leave, but they weren't goin. They even threatened another resident while raising all that hell. Long story short (too late!), we got them out of here.
So next comes The Pisser. And it is exactly what it sounds like. This joker walks out into the breezeway by the lobby doors and pisses all over the wall in a corner. Now, I'm monitoring everything going on in the building, so I saw his ass leave a condo, and take the elevator down to go piss OUTSIDE!!!
Next is Scott. He gets throwed every night and stumbles in with the same girlfriend, but introduces her like she's new. They stand in front of me, gave a display of heavy petting, and asked if I could turn off the cameras for 2 minutes so they could fuck in the pool! (if I were her, I'd be pissed that 2 minutes is all I get!).
THEN, they elevator guy comes in. The Pisser called; said he was stuck on the 6th floor. His ass was not hardly stuck; he was drunk and couldn't figure out how to open the door.
All this, and I have 3.5 more hours left. Can't wait to see what's next. . .
Anyway, this is my first night. I was expecting it to be hella boring because there are only like 20 units occupied, but it is like a fuckin ZOO in here. Something about the midnight hour; it was like the monsters were all let loose at once.
First, a group of 'kids' came in, obviously drunk, pissed because I wouldn't let them in the building. I was like 'call your friend to let you in; I can't do it'. So, the friend comes down, and she's throwed too. They proceed to the pool area (which is closed and under construction!), so my evil ass is excited. I'm thinking I'mma see one of their drunk asses take a major L and fall in or get hurt, but no. Instead, they drink, and drink, then after stumbling around, drink some more. Security tried to make them leave, but they weren't goin. They even threatened another resident while raising all that hell. Long story short (too late!), we got them out of here.
So next comes The Pisser. And it is exactly what it sounds like. This joker walks out into the breezeway by the lobby doors and pisses all over the wall in a corner. Now, I'm monitoring everything going on in the building, so I saw his ass leave a condo, and take the elevator down to go piss OUTSIDE!!!
Next is Scott. He gets throwed every night and stumbles in with the same girlfriend, but introduces her like she's new. They stand in front of me, gave a display of heavy petting, and asked if I could turn off the cameras for 2 minutes so they could fuck in the pool! (if I were her, I'd be pissed that 2 minutes is all I get!).
THEN, they elevator guy comes in. The Pisser called; said he was stuck on the 6th floor. His ass was not hardly stuck; he was drunk and couldn't figure out how to open the door.
All this, and I have 3.5 more hours left. Can't wait to see what's next. . .
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